In lieu of my recent forever alone status

I am currently in dire need of someone anyone I can do stuff with. He/she will have to put up with the following:

1. Random texts in the morning

2. Random phone calls at random times

3. Sudden word vomit and adrenaline rush

4. Suicidal tendencies/nakakainis na depression

5. A lot of vices

6. Going out at midnight and coming home at around eight am.

7. Going to gigs and not knowing anyone but having a good time anyway

8. Going to parties and not knowing anyone but having a good time anyway

9. Impromptu sleep overs

10. Movie marathons

11. A lot of fast food

12. Being totally broke. 

13. Going to a lot of unknown places just because

14. Taking a lot of pictures

15. Sharing music 

16. Haircuts just because of boredom

17. Sleeping all day and staying up all night

18. Making covers of song and never publishing it

19. Eating at exorbitant restaurants just to feel fancy

20. Just setting cash on fire, really

21. Fighting and then making up, automatically

22. A lot of shopping

23. Other things you see couples do on tumblr, but I’m not looking for someone to be a couple with. I just want to have a good time without all the relationship bullshit.